Get off me!
Nothing says ‘relaxing evening’ like a movie, a long hot shower, a fresh towel dried by the fire and…
a white tail spider emerging from your towel as you dry yourself, and having a wander about on your naked stomach.
I’d just like to point out that me making horrified donkey noises as I flung it across the room, or doing a weird panic dance as I squished it, are nothing more than vicious rumours.
I responded in a restrained, rugged, ‘Crocodile Dundee’ type of way because I am Australian and frankly mate, that’s what we do.
No, really.
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2 comments
Just read up on them, christ I would’ve trampled that to China!
I did a little. I was bare foot, but went and put a slipper on for that very purpose. And trampled until my leg got tired.