A Vintage Ad Friday DOUBLE WHAMMY
Boosts personality!
Writing too small to read?
“How soon it too soon?
Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and “fitting in” during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regiment of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness”
I love that there is a Soda Pop Board of America.
Also, I love that they did lab tests over the last several years.
That’s swell. Now I know it’s true. But I do have a couple of questions, if I may: firstly…you raised babies in a lab, giving them ‘sugary carbonated’ drinks? Well done on your commitment to science. But how does one raise a sugar filled baby to a well adjusted teenager (yes, they breed well adjusted teenagers in labs) in a ‘few years’?
Genius, I assume. And the miracle of science.
I know I’m sold. I’m even going to give soda to the cat!
And for those of you reading this who WERE raised on soda from an early age, it does say “Start them on a strict regiment of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness“.
So if you feel this written guarantee falls short, print this image and go see a lawyer.
Then email me and let me know how you go.
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